• A man: I want happiness.
• Buddha: First remove "I," that's ego, then remove "want," that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.

fuckyeahndasian:

this is how youre supposed to make koolaid

white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in

shit taste like water with batteries in it

if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right

silverecst4sy:

omfg dying

benbrucesbestfriend:

Danny Spam

starry-ragdolls:

“Shut up and take my money!”